Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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