Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i love accidental penises.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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