U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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