Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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