But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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