I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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