But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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