There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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