I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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