Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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