I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
How external is "for external use only"?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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