is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
