this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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