We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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