Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
areolas are like halos for boobs.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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