So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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