we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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