if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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