Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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