Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I can't turn off my feet"
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Randomize