question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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