I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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