Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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