Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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