You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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