Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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