Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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