Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
