i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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