Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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