I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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