I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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