rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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