I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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