yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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