Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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