Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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