do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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