so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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