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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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