Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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