ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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