so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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