hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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