Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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