U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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