Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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