I wish I could punch you in the face.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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