Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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