marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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