I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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