Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Randomize
