Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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