The maid of honor just puked.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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